one of his best friends is hermione granger and he’s dating ginny “bat bogey hex” weasley why shouldn’t he be scared of angry women
plus when someone as calm and zen as luna yells at you, you know shits gonna go down
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
I don’t have anything against it either. I really don’t. My best friend is straight, but like, keep it in the bedroom you know?
why is being alive so expensive
You spelled “suck” wrong.
i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say
- why is being alive so suck
- why is being alive suck
- why is suck
- suck is being alive so expensive
- why suck so expensive
what the hell is going on
imagine how is touch the suck
imagine how is suck the sky
Quotes from the Harry Potter Books [22/50]
THIS BIT IN THE BOOK MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!
"Yeah, it’s what my friends call me."
"I’m well aware of what a nickname is."
The two smartest men on the planet.
Just one of those posts you can’t not reblog.
This is unreal
JUST SAY HAPPY YOU FOOLS
Kitten so fuzzy… [x]
AWWW I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OK
hE’S JUST SO HAPPY
Goat gives it all it’s got
dude: aww, that’s so wimpy, come on, give it all you got! GO!
this is so important
Nice legs, daisy dukes
makes the men go
OH MY GOD I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERYTIME I SEE IT THANK YOU SPECIAL PERSON FOR LETTING THIS BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECE INTO MY LIFE YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL
you are very welcome
that’s some deep shit