someone please help
i think its possessed
There ARE ACTUAL REAL MEN OUT THERE??!
THAT RESPECT WOMEN?
THAT ACCEPT “no” FOR AN ANSWER?
Quick, reblog this everywhere so we can learn and grow as a species!
Exactly the type of response guys should give when girls say no to anything, from dates-to sex.
this guy said “bye” to me and I told him “you too” and I have literally spent the past four hours debating whether or not that was socially acceptable
"Bye" is an abbreviation of "goodbye" which was a contraction of "God be with ye" to which it would be appropriate/grammatically logical to respond "You too" so yeah you’re fine
well then that’s one less thing to be embarrassed about
The proper way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches
you looking for this my friend?
why is there a gif for this
because it’s the proper way to eat ramen
not even an over reaction
I fucking hate spiders. DO NOT EVER TELL ME YOU’RE OVERREACTING TO A FUCKING SPIDER. THESE SHITS ARE TERRIFYING.
who wants to move to new york with me
we can get a tiny shoe box apartment that’s too expensive
explore the city daily
become regulars at some coffee shop
have sleepovers in the living room
marathon our favorite movies and tv shows
sit together while we blog
always order in because we’re too lazy to cook
play board games
and idk maybe we could get a cat or dog
That awkward moment in a writer’s life when you have the urge to email a tiny country store in Vermont to ask whether or not they sell paprika
I’m gonna do it I’m gonna email them
I did the thing
THEY DON’T SELL PAPRIKA
GOD BLESS AUTHORS WHO CARE THIS MUCH ABOUT ACCURACY
Only farmers understand these farmer meme
i dont get can someone please explain this to me wjat is a head tomato
looks like we’ve got ourselves a city slicker
“Drop the beat, Skrillex!”
But Skrillex doesn’t drop the beat. Instead, he clutches it in his hands, unable to let it go, dooming the fate of the world in his greed.
“Drop the beat, Skrillex,” repeats a desperate Samwise Gamgee, “please.”
why are 15 year olds so angry
because the world is a shitty place and fifteen is around the age that people start to realize that
actually this is very accurate
Pretty fucking much.
I request more of these Skype screenshots
just gonna bring this back
this is freaking adorable
“Funny enough, while Ray was singing that song, he’s just hanging out in the back of a fucking taxi. He had full, like, attention for his brain and he still fucked it up.”